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Showing posts with label France. Show all posts
Showing posts with label France. Show all posts

Saturday, December 22, 2018

Thanks France!

I was walking by some French women cooking in our kitchen. I say, "Poulet."
She smiled. Then her and her friend each took a small portion and gave us the whole bird.
We took it up to our room to devour.
Thanks France!
Clowns know that word because it's hilarious.
YUMMY!!!!
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Thanks! It's a great town to be a clown.

A couple of very tall, elegant, French women are walking around our kitchen making tea.

We were doing the silent co-existing maneuver that is so popular in elevators, when one of them noticed a jar on the kitchen table: "Izzat?"
Me: "Oui c'est, madame. That is indeed, a honking, huge jar of chronic."
Her: "Croonik?"
"It's weed lady, the whole neighborhood's gone to pot. Help yourself but be careful, it's strong.
Made of Oregon sunshine."
She said: "Portland is like Amsterdam."
Me: "No, I'm pretty sure they have universal healthcare there. Here if we get sick or hurt, they want us to die or work till we die of old age. Murika."
Her: "I see why you like deu pot."
Me: "Oui, Madame."

Hope ya got some laughs from this blog
Like what we do?
We live out of a tip jar (sometimes chicken sometimes feathers) if you are in a place to keep our sunny side up and rubber side down then feel free to drop off a donation at our website.
http://oliveanddingo.com/donate/


Thanks! It's a great town to be a clown.