two mom type women from Tucson and a couple from Berlin

 Tonight we have two mom type women from Tucson and a couple from Berlin doing the "employees with benefits" thing.
The latter are having a working vacation in the USA.
 The Moms were a riot! They couldn't wait to hit the nightlife for some booty shaking once their friend's wedding concluded. We are very empathetic so they got us way jazzed. We wanted to congaline with them lol.
The Germans were grumpy that nobody was grumpy. They are perplexed with the Ptown culture so they ended up spending most of the week in their room presumably workshagging to techno. 
While exploring Portland they had encountered lots of grinning people engaging in half conversations with them and asking how they were doing all day. Yeah that freaked them out. 
I sat at the diningroom table with them asking about German culture.
"Germans don't normally share greetings and philosophical observations with strangers" 
I told them to act like the whole city is a huge cocktail party. 
I tried to inform them that it's ok to go out there and be friendly. 
"No such thing as friendly, in Germany it's called "smiling with no reason". 

I can't wait to find out what trouble those Moms got into.
They had no problemo having a friendly time.