Leaving the house is always fun when my boy is around.

He is 12. Old enough to be home alone.
I tell him,
 "Olive and I are going to the hardware store, Be back soon. You are in charge."
 Then I give him extended instructions.
 "Guard the house with your life, if you die, 
then my bike is in charge, 
if the tallbike perishes then my guitar is third in command." 
By now he is grinning as he asks what if the guitar dies. 
"No problem, We will be back by then Sport, thanks for looking out." 
We take sentry duty real serious around here.

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