We are two pro clowns who live in a 1922 bungalow in Portland Oregon.
Every few days people from around the world come through and stay in the rooms.
We clowns can ignore them or be very helpful. We don't own the house but we do love it. Sometimes we become "single serving friends" having adventures with the guests. People ask if we work here. Nope we are just the clowns who live in the attic.
In the email we got notice that a lady with a Chinese sounding name was coming. In the comments she wrote "Don't worry I'm from Canada" lol We were issued our own hand sanitizer for our floor. Now we smell like a rest stop. WooHoo!